jedishywalker:

bisexualshakespeare:

flashflashhundredyarddash:

interviewer: Mr. Wayne, have you heard of the popular internet jokes about you dating Batman?

bruce wayne: Yes I have heard of them, but if I were going to date any superhero it’d be Superman and not an overdramatic furry

#clark kent suddenly there breathless: Mr. Wayne could you elaborate on your desire to date superman?

screnarchive-deactivated2022042:

me justifying the actions of my found family of morally gray characters

astralynx:

astralynx:

I think noelle deltarune should be jewish because it would be funny

Susie: are you uhm uhm uh….excited for Christmas this year..heh heh.

noelle: oh I’m jewish actually

Susie: wh. But. But

Noelle: yeah. I know.

labhazard:

ericvilas:

Before you stan a female character, ask yourself: “is she a VRISKA?”:

Victim of manipulation

Romantically interested in girls

Influential over the major plot

Separates the fandom into haters and stanners

Kills or otherwise harms protagonists

Antihero

cirrates:

cirrates:

youknow when kittens meow and their eyes get a bit smaller cos theur faces r so little they cant have their mouth and eyes all the way open at the same time I think about it so muxh

THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ratspleen:

the novelty’s worn off

dartesse:

swingsetindecember:

how the old gods lose their powers because people stop believing in them, but there’s nike, the goddess of victory, and she’s like even more powerful, just strolling up on olympus in limited edition air force ones 

Bet no one up there expected Zagreus of all bitches to make a comeback

junowo:

wizardgirl:

i’m so used to how my cats behave that i forgot rudy doesn’t have low light vision like them, so i’ll come out of my room after dark and turn on my phones light and there will just be a pig in the middle of the room who, from his perspective, thinks i just fucking teleported in front of him and this happens and he’s always VERY startled

artist rendition of an event that happens nightly