jan • she/they • 19

ditzgrayson:

i love how all of dream thieves ronan is laboring with this second secret that he can’t even admit to himself and it takes the whole book for him to be like “yeah i’m in love with adam” and then not even half way through BLLB adam is like “yeah i know ronans in love with me that’s so embarrassing for him”

bisexualshakespeare:

flashflashhundredyarddash:

interviewer: Mr. Wayne, have you heard of the popular internet jokes about you dating Batman?

bruce wayne: Yes I have heard of them, but if I were going to date any superhero it’d be Superman and not an overdramatic furry

#clark kent suddenly there breathless: Mr. Wayne could you elaborate on your desire to date superman?

astralynx:

astralynx:

I think noelle deltarune should be jewish because it would be funny

Susie: are you uhm uhm uh….excited for Christmas this year..heh heh.

noelle: oh I’m jewish actually

Susie: wh. But. But

Noelle: yeah. I know.

labhazard:

ericvilas:

Before you stan a female character, ask yourself: “is she a VRISKA?”:

Victim of manipulation

Romantically interested in girls

Influential over the major plot

Separates the fandom into haters and stanners

Kills or otherwise harms protagonists

Antihero

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cirrates:

cirrates:

youknow when kittens meow and their eyes get a bit smaller cos theur faces r so little they cant have their mouth and eyes all the way open at the same time I think about it so muxh

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THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!